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Dank Dollar
Welcome to Dank Dollar ($DANK), the cryptocurrency that’s 100% backed by meme magic, zero common sense, and a sprinkle of digital confetti. Forget Bitcoin’s “store of value” nonsense—we’re here to turn your favorite cat macros and cursed TikToks into cold, hard(ish) cash.
Our holders aka Meme Merchants are building the future of finance—one Shiba Inu meme and poorly cropped reaction GIF at a time. We’re not just a coin; we’re a movement to replace “moon” with “interstellar memeverse.”
Why $DANK?
Inflation-Proof
(Because our devs can’t even spell “inflation”).
Lightning-Fast Transactions
(Powered by caffeinated hamsters running faster than your ex’s excuses).
Community-Driven Roadmap
Our “plan” is just a Google Doc titled “idk, vibes?”
How it works?
Buy $DANK (with real money, because irony is dead).
Post memes (the danker, the better).
Profit??? (Results may vary. Side effects include spontaneous meme creation and unexplained confidence).
Education & The Dankening
Decentralized AF
(Our HQ is a Discord server moderated by a bot that only speaks in emojis and existential dread)
Liquidity Pools? Try Liquidity Meme Schools
Where degenerate apes learn to swim in a sea of absurdity
Tokenomics So Simple, Even a Doge Gets It
Supply: 1000000000. Demand: Depends how bored Pump.fun is today
Guaranteed ROI
(Return on Irreverence: Your portfolio will make your therapist laugh).
Still not convinced? Fine, go back to your “stablecoins.” We’ll be over here turning “meme magic” into “meme moolah.” 😎💸
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(jk, they’re stored on a floppy disk in a Chuck E. Cheese ball pit).
Any resemblance to actual rights is purely coincidental (and probably a glitch in the simulation)
